Clementine

Meet Shannen’s top advisor! She’s got a resume that’ll knock your socks off (and probably bat them under the couch). A fetch master and hair tie chaser, she pursues these treasures like a Wall Street pro after the next big investment. Bags? She’s obsessed. Paper, plastic, duffle—you name it, she’s in it.

She’s also got a “well-balanced diet strategy” that includes anything creamy—especially ice cream. And her climbing skills? Legendary. Fridges, countertops, cabinets—she scales them faster than a stock rally.

But don’t think she’s all business! She’s a cuddler, always vocal with very strong opinions, and she’s not shy about meowing up a storm to close the deal!